Calling all ladies men. . .calling all romantic lovers. . .heck, calling all carnivorous males.

Its finally here, the scent to drive the ladies wild - “Flame”

Just recently Burger King released its very own fragrance that has a meaty scent to it (full article here ).  And for the low-low price of just $3.99 you can now smell like you work at Burger King. Needless to say, current BK male employees are furious.  Now their secret success has been publicly merchandised.  Alas, now we know the reason to their mojo. . .

The real question though isn’t whether guys will wear it.  No, of course we will!  We’re males for cryin’ out loud - if we don’t wear it, who will?  Its our calling (and for some even desire) to not just consume meat, but to smell like it too.  We’d let down the brilliancy of  genetics if we did otherwise!

No, the real question is, what kind of ladies is this going to attract?  I’m thinking you’ll get more luck with a lioness in heat than you will a fine female at some club.  But hey, then again, maybe your just in it for aroma therapy.  Maybe you’ve had a rough day at the office - boss is all over your back - and so you open your desk drawer and spray on a little bit of “Flame.”  You take a deep breath and its off to the world of processed, flame-broiled beef.   In that case, they should’ve called it “Paradise”!

So whether you want to be this guy. . .

or you just want to be this guy. . .

your dream has finally come true. . .

Thank you Burger King for finally making it “our way - right away” and helping us get our Flame-on.

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