Well, its finally happened.  America’s favorite absent-minded, or just absent of a mind, blonde had her home broken into Friday, December 19th 2008.

Paris may be pretty much clueless about the world and totally self-absorbed, but no one deserves to have their home broken into. Thankfully, Paris was not home (the call of the break in was made at 5 a.m. Naturally, who would be home at 5 a.m. in the morning?)

Turns out though that its not that hard to break into a Hollywood Hills mansion.  The burglar broke through the front door of the home and stole some TWO MILLION DOLLARS worth of items, much of which was jewelry.

The real kicker though? Paris and Co. have yet to be able to identify what exactly is missing.  What does that say? It says, she basically has so much stuff she can’t even keep track of what’s missing!

Like I said, no one deserves to be stolen from. But I’m sure Paris is already over it, after all, this only gives Paris an excuse for another shopping trip. . . in her new pink Bentley.